A KIND HEART UNDER THEM BONES

Okay, Scary Guy. You're not so scary when you let drunken broads give you a purple nurple on their way home from a club called Libido. You had us going for a while. We were kinda scared. Now we wanna drink chocolate milk with you and play Jenga.

CAT POWER

We remember when Cat Power (Chan Marshall) seemed to wanna hide her hotness behind her bangs and by turning her back to the audience, but she now seems totally comfortable with being totally hot. An amazing musician who keeps us guessing. She's the greatest.

RAYMI THE MINX

Raymi's been blogging since forever and she's totally hot. She's done super well for herself as you can see by her many awards. Big ups to her for having a blog that's entertaining and candid. It's no wonder she's so popular. And 'cause she's totally hot. That doesn't hurt. Nope, not at all.

OLYMPIC HOT TOTALLY

We agree that these girls from the 2008 Beijing Olympics are totally hot, but there were tons more. Especially Marilou Dozois-Prevost, the Canadian weightlifter.

Stop doing your double-take.


Hellooo Marilou, we see you....


....and we wanna see more.....

KILL THE HIPSTERS!

Kill 'em all!

Wait, don't.

Some hipster girls and boys are the hottest things ever known to PBR.

Like her(s):



Like him:


Ah, whatever... you decide if The Hipster Must Die.

SPORTS

These girls are totally hot. Seriously. Get the Cronenberg outta your mind and focus on their hotness. It ain't hard.

These images come from a stunning series of photos from The Boston Globe about the 2008 Paralympic Games in Beijing. Great stuff.

TOTALLY HOT GIRLS

Let's start it off right.



This girl is totally hot and she's having a pee. There are more pics of her having a hot pee, but out of respect for this totally hot girl who clearly is shy and a librarian we're gonna send you to Kathy Is Your Friend to dig for more. Big ups to Kathy for giving us wood. And to this girl, of course. Why can't our face be pavement?



This girl is totally hot and she's... holy fuck she's hot. Big ups to Mark the Cobra Snake for giving us years of throbbing pup tent. Dude, look up.



Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please call me: 212-Y-O-U-B-O-T-H. Big ups to Last Night's Party for providing us with years of pansexual polyorgasmic..... Actually, no. We take the big ups back. You make us remember how unpansexual and unpolyorgasmic yawn-yawn life is for the rest of us kill me.

Can we go to your next party?



Know who this is? We know, and we'll give you big ups if you can guess. C'mon, you know you want big ups.