SEDUCED BY A LEOPARD

Or cheetah. Maybe tabby? Some kind of feline that preys. Yo, cougars don't have spots. But this is porn so who cares? That's what's so great about the porn industry -- it's sophisticated enough to be the internet's raison d'etre, but slap-dash enough to be..... what was I talking about? Look at that woman!

A KIND HEART UNDER THEM BONES

Okay, Scary Guy. You're not so scary when you let drunken broads give you a purple nurple on their way home from a club called Libido. You had us going for a while. We were kinda scared. Now we wanna drink chocolate milk with you and play Jenga.

TOO AWESOME

This picture is too incredible. We don't even wanna tell you what's going on or else we'd destroy its sublimity.

Okay, fine.

OH BILLY BOB

Billy Bob Thornton Bobby Bill on CBC's Q.