CAT POWER

We remember when Cat Power (Chan Marshall) seemed to wanna hide her hotness behind her bangs and by turning her back to the audience, but she now seems totally comfortable with being totally hot. An amazing musician who keeps us guessing. She's the greatest.

RAYMI THE MINX

Raymi's been blogging since forever and she's totally hot. She's done super well for herself as you can see by her many awards. Big ups to her for having a blog that's entertaining and candid. It's no wonder she's so popular. And 'cause she's totally hot. That doesn't hurt. Nope, not at all.

DAMIEN HIRST

The numbers are staggering. $127.2 million for 223 works produced in the last two years. Think about how much $1000 can buy. Now think of 1000 of those. Multiply all that stuff by 127. Jesus.

By no means is Damien Hirst the wealthiest man in the world, but as a living artist being able to experience all that wealth..... Jesus.

OLYMPIC HOT TOTALLY

We agree that these girls from the 2008 Beijing Olympics are totally hot, but there were tons more. Especially Marilou Dozois-Prevost, the Canadian weightlifter.

Stop doing your double-take.


Hellooo Marilou, we see you....


....and we wanna see more.....

KILL THE HIPSTERS!

Kill 'em all!

Wait, don't.

Some hipster girls and boys are the hottest things ever known to PBR.

Like her(s):



Like him:


Ah, whatever... you decide if The Hipster Must Die.

TOTALLY HOT BOYS

Let's set it off like Queen Latifah...



This boy is totally hot 'cause he's comfortable telling us that he wears women's clothes and loves polka dots, the bigger the better. What, you don't believe us? Go here.



Guess what he's got in the bag? More Zubaz!



The boys we've just looked at are totally hot and totally brave. You need courage to wait for Guffman. Big ups to Hel Looks for showing us the bold and the beautiful of Helsinki, 'cause you know what they say about Finland: "Zubaz!"

What, you're tired of looking at skinny boy hipsters who are totally hot? Whatever, at least they've got color and style and they're creative enough to..... WHAT?! What do you want from us?.... Less hipsters? FINE. We'll give you what makes you wet:

SPORTS

These girls are totally hot. Seriously. Get the Cronenberg outta your mind and focus on their hotness. It ain't hard.

These images come from a stunning series of photos from The Boston Globe about the 2008 Paralympic Games in Beijing. Great stuff.

TOTALLY HOT GIRLS

Let's start it off right.



This girl is totally hot and she's having a pee. There are more pics of her having a hot pee, but out of respect for this totally hot girl who clearly is shy and a librarian we're gonna send you to Kathy Is Your Friend to dig for more. Big ups to Kathy for giving us wood. And to this girl, of course. Why can't our face be pavement?



This girl is totally hot and she's... holy fuck she's hot. Big ups to Mark the Cobra Snake for giving us years of throbbing pup tent. Dude, look up.



Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please call me: 212-Y-O-U-B-O-T-H. Big ups to Last Night's Party for providing us with years of pansexual polyorgasmic..... Actually, no. We take the big ups back. You make us remember how unpansexual and unpolyorgasmic yawn-yawn life is for the rest of us kill me.

Can we go to your next party?



Know who this is? We know, and we'll give you big ups if you can guess. C'mon, you know you want big ups.